"That's not an airplane! That's a shark!"
"I need to go get my camera, so I take pictures of Brody in the tent."
"La la lala (singing), I like puuuuurple and pinkkkk!"
Mommy: "Kayla, put the potty (step stool) back in the bathroom."
Kayla: "No I need to get my food up there (on top of the play kitchen.)"
Mommy: "Why don't you just ask me to help?"
Kayla: "No I need to get it. (Me giving her a look.) IIIIIII. IIIII need to. Kayla." (As if I didn't understand.)
Mommy: "Kayla can you count to 20?"
Kayla: "No. I did it at school. I don't need to do it right now."
"No no syrup. I just want butter on my pancakes. I want A LOT of butter on my pancakes."
Mommy: "Kayla, what's your baby doll's name?"
Kayla: "Baby."
Mommy: "Oh, well are we going to leave Baby in the car while we get lunch?"
Kayla: "No! Baby comes with us."
Mommy: "Oh, is she hungry?"
Kayla: "No! Her mouth isn't open!" (Giving me a look like I'm crazy.)
"Don't talk to me, Guy!!" (At Target after being greeted at the door.)
"WAAAAAHHH! Brody bite me!"
Mommy: "Well I'm sorry but he's just a baby and he doesn't really understand. Just keep telling him no biting."
Kayla (to Brody): "No biting Brody! No biting!"
Kayla (back to Mommy): "It just really hurts (whimpering.)"
Kayla on the phone: "Ok. So just come here and eat lunch with us." Pause. "Yeah, so just come here and play with toys then go eat lunch."
To Mommy: "Mom, that was Miss Jordann."
Mommy trying to convince Kayla why she needs to take a nap:
Mommy: "You need to get rest so that you have lots of energy to play with Nini and Pampy when they come visit you."
Kayla: "Nini and Pampy don't play!"
Mommy: "They don't? What do they do?"
Kayla: "Just sit on the couch. They don't play."
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